"And Amy's rolls on the floor laughing her ass off"

The title of this blog is a quote my mom said today when she'd said something that she thought was funny and I basically ignored her.
So she just walked by and was like "And Amy's rolls on the floor laughing her ass off" and the look on her face along with the words made me LOL.


Anyways, I wanted to post this convo because I think Ali will enjoy it whenever she gets on.



Gowri says:
have you talked to ali yet
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
No
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
I haven't talked to her since she left to go take a shower yesterday
Gowri says:
lol she didnt leave to to take a shower
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
I know
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
But that's what she told me
Gowri says:
lol
Gowri says:
she was going but then they kid napped her
Gowri says:
lol
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
....
Gowri says:
she thought they were coming today
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
THEY KIDNAPPED MY WIFE?!
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
I thought she went willingly!
Gowri says:
lol
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
Now someone will pay!
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
How dare they kidnap my love.
Gowri says:
she was supposed to go on friday
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
It's my job to kidnap her.
Gowri says:
but they came early so it was unexpected
Gowri says:
lol
Gowri says:
calm down dad
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
*Deep breath*
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
I'm clam.
Gowri says:
lol
Gowri says:
her mom said she will be back on saturday or sunday
Gowri says:
plus eventually she will go on the computer
Gowri says:
lol your acting like i was yesterday
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
Lol.
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
It's because I just found out she was kidnapped
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
Now i'm like
Gowri says:
lol
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
"THOSE LAME PEOPLE DARE TO TOUCH MY WIFE?!"
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
Okay, okay
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
I know those lame people are her family and that makes them not lame
ONE MORE WEEK! says:
But if their keeping her away from us then their lame


When Gowri said "Calm down, dad." I couldn't help but grin.
It's kinda like when Ali calls me "Husband."
It makes me happy because even though we're totally teasing and we're in no way married and there's no way she's my daughter, it makes me happy enough that we care about each other enough that we can tease like that and not get offended or anything.

Anyways. I have one more thing to post.




EDWARD MOMENT OF THE DAY:


ONE MORE WEEK! says:
Hmm...I gues this means I need to go hunting before I come to visit.



Lol, yup. I'm starting to sound like a vampire more and more each day.



XOXO,
Dollface.

P.S. I found Twilight fan fiction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!